“I need a good sturdy box about 3 feet by 7 feet.”
“Sir, we don’t have those here. Box Office means movie theater tickets or show tickets. We don’t sell boxes.”
“So it’s false advertising?”
He huffed. “Of course not.”
Joel scratched his head. “Okay, then give me a ticket for a sturdy box about 3 feet by 7 feet.”
“Sir, I’ve already told you we don’t sell boxes here. If you don’t leave, I’m gonna have to call the police.”
Joel took the gun from his pocket and fired two shots.
Damn, he thought. Now he’d need two boxes.